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  Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flu

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  Poor Aquaman

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  That evil smile

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  I m proving her right every time

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  Visited my years old grandfather s cottage didn t know he got a huge bald eagle

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  The most tactful way I ve seen to deter hotel theft