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  Jackie from That's Show displays my own character so well

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  flowers everywhere

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  Poor Aquaman

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  Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flu

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  The most tactful way I ve seen to deter hotel theft

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  This is what happens when stick a bar of soap in the microwave

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  It must be weird if your dad is a legend