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  I don t always talk to girls I like

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  Poor Aquaman

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  I was sweating bullets

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  So you made a small purchase from Amazon

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  Visited my years old grandfather s cottage didn t know he got a huge bald eagle

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  I m a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I d see

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  It must be weird if your dad is a legend

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day