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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  I was sweating bullets

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  Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flu

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  That evil smile

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  I think some teenagers need to learn this

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  How old is that human being

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  Oh and then I laughed like an idiot

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  It must be weird if your dad is a legend