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  Every time I break the perforation

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  Visited my years old grandfather s cottage didn t know he got a huge bald eagle

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  I like my pasta at a m

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  Oh and then I laughed like an idiot

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  I don t always talk to girls I like

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  The most tactful way I ve seen to deter hotel theft

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  I think some teenagers need to learn this