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  Every time I break the perforation

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  To those few women who do this

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  The most tactful way I ve seen to deter hotel theft

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  I don t always talk to girls I like

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  I wish this scene was in the movie

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  I don t remember this Arthur book

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  Jackie from That's Show displays my own character so well