Featured

• 

  The most tactful way I ve seen to deter hotel theft

• 

  I was sweating bullets

• 

  I like my pasta at a m

• 

  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

• 

  How old is that human being

• 

  Oh and then I laughed like an idiot

• 

  This was my mom when I was in high school

• 

  So this smells like napalm in the morning

• 

  This is what happens when stick a bar of soap in the microwave

• 

  South Park themed snowboards