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  I was sweating bullets

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  hi hi hi test

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  I don t always talk to girls I like

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  I m proving her right every time

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  I like my pasta at a m

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  So you made a small purchase from Amazon

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Needless to say I will be ordering from this site again