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  I don t always talk to girls I like

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  Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flu

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning

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  Oh and then I laughed like an idiot

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  flowers everywhere

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  So you made a small purchase from Amazon

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  This is what happens when stick a bar of soap in the microwave

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  The most tactful way I ve seen to deter hotel theft

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do