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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Oh look even pigs have more fun than I do

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  How old is that human being

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  Every time I break the perforation

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  To those few women who do this

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  South Park themed snowboards

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  That evil smile

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  So you made a small purchase from Amazon