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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  I don t always talk to girls I like

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  I m a year old guy After years of forever alone two things I never thought I d see

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  To those few women who do this

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  The most tactful way I ve seen to deter hotel theft

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  Poor Aquaman

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  So I let the guy who opened the door for me skip ahead in line and he does this

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  That evil smile

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  I m proving her right every time