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  Every time I break the perforation

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  I don t always talk to girls I like

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  My girlfriend has been away When she comes back I imagine it will look like this

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  Yeah man I make pepperoni dicks all day

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  I m proving her right every time

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  Sums up my entire philosophy on relationships

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  Poor Aquaman

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  Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flu

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  It must be weird if your dad is a legend

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  So this smells like napalm in the morning